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   This actually happened a few days ago but it was funny so I'm writing it down. Beats doing math test corrections, yes?

   
Jubles and I are pretending to go out, because we are weird. Well really I am weird and Jubles knows just to go with the flow. Ergo we are doing the line-waiting sway (aka that annoying thing where the guy like encages the girl in his arms, or would if Jubles weren't about 1 inch taller than me).
Enter Josh.
Josh: You two would make a really good couple.
Jubles: ... She's a little short for me.
Me: Hmph! It is so over. Again.
Josh: Wh-wh-what? You two actually went out?
Me: Mmmhmm. For like forty seconds. To screw with people's heads.
Jubles: Yeah that was really mean.
Me: Fuck you.
Jubles: .... No.

Then later, I'm talking to Josh

Josh: So wait, are you guys really back together? (Proceeds to do this adorable Snoopy-style happy dance.)
Me: No ... Jubles and I have never gone out.
Josh looks heartbroken.

   Okay, I guess you had to be there. But it was funny!! Jubles or Josh, if you're reading this leave a comment and tell people it was funny. Because it was.

   

   Also, this weekend my parents and I went up to Napa with Lyla's parents (but not Lyla) for ahi salad and duck with caramelized onions and honey parfait and art and free chocolate. Money.

   And Meredith is Dr. Phil. The end.

3.3 GPA (unweighted)
1 – count it, 1 – extracurricular
2 stupid French awards
No legacy
Financial situation: Neither good enough for a guarantee, nor bad enough to be inspirational
Interests: shopping and tanning
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   Nope. No college.

   P.S. I would rather not go to college or kill myself rather than go somewhere secondrate. Just in case you were wondering.

   So Liz couldn't make it to rehearsal today. Salil forgot that she had emailed him to announce her planned absence, so I (the dragon's assistant aka the S&M aka the stage manager) called her house and left a message wondering where she was. I got this email later today:

   
Dear Ms. [my last name],

   I'm sorry that I couldn't make it today. I e-mailed Mr. Singh and told him that I might not be able to make the rehearsal today because an urgent doctor's appointment was scheduled at 2:15. The appointment lasted longer than anyone thought it would and ended at 4:00.

   I apologize for not e-mailing you. Should I do so in the future?

Respectfully,
Elizabeth ------

   

   :D Yay

   

   I reread The Golden Compass today. Awesome book, and this time I absorbed it much better than I did when I was like 9 (or whenever I read it for the first time).

   So not juiced for snow trip. Oh well.